Gothic Theatre

Lostprophets

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Members are not:

Dennis Lyxen, Rowdy Roddy Piper, Billy Blanks, Corey Hart, Bernard Butler, James Taylor, Chuck Schuldiner, John Tardy, Sonny Bono, Fat Mike, Terry ‘Hulk’ Hogan, Hamburgler, Lippy Lipton, Mark Romanek, Phillip Schofield and Jarvis Cocker.
Influences Influences are:

Chomsky and Normski respectively, Jack Bauer, Plato, Automan, Manimal, Lost Boys, anyone from Merthyr with a fringe, the tao of pooh, cockfilms, Spar, Chunk, Tony Heart, Sandy Tocksfigg, nautical star tatoos, scene queen barbies with over ten trillion friends, scene queen dandies with over nine willion friends, anyone with so much shit on their page that it takes 10 minutes to load on the fastest connection and then crashes your browser, anyone who likes every band in the world like us and look like us but dont like us, Frank Castle, wrs at rms with pms, Charlie VDW, abbreevs, wtf, omg, Princess Sophie, John Singleton and his one idea, Tim Burton and his one idea, Mark Wahlberg and his one acting style, Johnny Utah, Don Swayze, a2m, Men At Work, thrashin’, Gleamin The Cube, Martin Goldberg, bands with acrobats, acrobats with bands, bats with acrobands, acros with batbands, red heels not homemade italian sandals, Pete Doherty single handedly destroying Dior Homme, Kate Moss’ love of cock, Weird Science, Lost Boys, Automan, Scott Dahl, Monster Squad, anything released on a split 7inch, girls who claim to be your friend but then talk shit about you, boys who do the same, Vince Vaughn and his mastery of comedy, the word comedy, the rapper ‘Sean Smith’ and his stupid band, sluts, Stuart Price and anything he puts his hand to, Angela, underground jamaican dancehall, Megadeth.