Gothic Theatre


Knuckel Drager

Emerging from an Interstate wayside bathroom, keys jinglin’…. it’s KNUCKEL DRAGER !!! With a sound straight from the cutting room floor of a second rate 60’s biker flick… Mixing surf, garage, metal and very little musical talent, they’ve proclaimed themselves as: “The Worlds Heaviest Surf Band”. …On stage, it’s just bunch of low-lifes in cheap ass monster masks having a wanker-fest. …..incapable of normal human interaction: a real bunch of losers. But Hey ! see what legitimate music types have to say about Knuckel Drager:“GREAT, JUST WHAT THE WORLD NEEDS. ANOTHER MASKED SURF BAND.”—-Jello Biafra
“I JUST LOVE YOU BOYS!”— Exene Cervenka
GOOD SHOW, NOW GO FUCK YOURSELVES”— Harley Davidson-Deadbolt
WHAT THE HELL ARE THESE GUYSAND WHY IS THERE AN OPENING BAND?”—Mojo Nixon
" SORRY WE JUST GOT HERE I DIDN’T SEE YOUR SET."—Davie Allan
YOU BOYS PLAY TOO FAST”—Ms. Mary of S.C.O.T.S
COOL MERCHANDISE, I GOT TRAPPED IN THE ELEVATOR AND MISSED YOUR SET” —El Vez