Gothic Theatre

Illuminati

Illuminati started 7 years ago as a nameless group of 7th graders attempting to create what, in retrospect, would probably be the lamest band ever (next to Earth Wind and Fire of course). The original group consisted of 3 people who will remain nameless due to a lack of harddrive space left in my brain, and Tee Jay on lead vocals. Two years later, after Tee Jay had learned guitar basics, a new group of idiots banded together. Jamie oleis took Tee Jay’s spot as Lead singer after Tee Jay finally removed his head from his ass and shut his fucking mouth. Stephen Eubanks joined in on bass. After Stephen’s early passing, Tee Jay and Jamie disbanded until Ryan and Kyle workman joined in with Tee Jay on (respectively) bass and rhythm guitar to form the band Imperium. Chris Loyer joined in along with the workmans as the drummer. After 3 years of Imperium working….well, dilligently would be a lie seeing as our main hobbies consisted of music, masturbation, and general fucking around. Theres nothing like a nap and Grand Theft Auto after a good Nut. Read this profile with your parents, kids. In the spring of 2006 Imperium finally struck gold by gaining Omid Harrison as a singer, playing the CCHS battle of the bands; whooping some serious ass…..no this is not a biased review……and michael jackson is still black…anywhoo. After the disbanding of the Workman brothers and the extended hiatus of Omid Harrison. Charlie Amen stepped up to the plate and took Kyles place as Rhythm Guitar. After about a month since Charlie’s baptism into the band, an odd (platinum blonde) picture of a close band friend, Cassie Kelso, led Mike Remke to become the bassist through…of all fucking things…Myspace picture comments. Then, after a quick bout with Azrael, who left due to creative differences, Rob walked into our lives. After he immediately clicked with the rest of the band, he was ushered in as the new Vocalist for Illuminati. In late April, a mutual decision was made, due to geographical and artistic difficulties, for Remdog to Part ways with the the rest of us. We quickly signed Arcile onto the team as the new bassist. WE ARE ILLUMINATI!

7 years in the making, and were finally on track.