Gothic Theatre
Big Fucking Thunder
THE BACKWOODS KILLERS (THE BFT THEME SONG)-A POEM BY EARLY FUCKIN’ McCOY- DEEP IN THE MOUNTAINS LYES HUCKLEBUCK, YOU WON’T FIND IT ON ANY FUCKING MAP. THERE LIVED A WHORE AND WE CALL HER ‘MA’. 3 BROTHERS WERE BORN TO 3 DIFFERENT PA’S. RAISED BY A BEAST WHO’D SCARE THE PISS OUT THE DEVIL, THESE BASTARDS BECAME THE BACKWOODS KILLERS. KILL YOUR CAT FOR A NICKLE, YOUR DOG FOR A DIME. BIG FUCKING THUNDER! GREATEST BAND OF ALL TIME! IF YOU’RE SICK OF YOUR NEIGHBOR, WE’RE SLASHERS FOR HIRE. JUST NAME YOUR PRICE, WE’LL SET A HIPPIE ON FIRE. TURN JAM BAND FEST’S TO STRING CHEESE MASACRES, WE DON’T FUCK AROUND, WE’RE BIG FUCKING THUNDER!!! Wanted in countless county’s for murder, mayhem, robbery, and just bein’ BAD ASS MUTHA’ FUCKAS’, these boys decided to unleash that anger into the sickest punk rock this side of 1983. The Deliverance boys, the Leatherface’s, the Devil’s Rejects?!! THEY AIN’T GOT SHIT ON BIG FUCKING THUNDER!!! BIG FUCKING THUNDER IS THE MOST SMARTEST BAND EVER!!! THEY ARE THE FINE LINE BETWEEN CLEVER AND STUPID, SO FUCK YOU!!!!
