Gothic Theatre
Handsome Little Devils
Q: What Is Squirm Burpee?
A: A calamitous catastrophe, a menagerie of mishaps and a cure for commonality; squirm burpee is your greatest dream and your finest fantasy. An explosion of commotion on an uncommon stage.
Welcome to the circus.
THE CAST:
Mike The Handsome: Mike wants everything to be as perfect as he is (especially his hair!) The ultimate narcissist, he’s certain he can woo any lady. . .
Devil Dan: Mike’s charmingly innocent, real-life brother. His paddle-ball skills are unsurpassed, and his spot-on humor is a hit with any crowd. If only he could get the routines right, he might have a chance to perform his solo debut!
*The Lovely Little Lolo Posing as the newly-hired Lovely Assistant, this sweet, petite love interest only ups the ante as Mike realizes he’s finally met his match.
And Your HOST:
The Baron Vegan Von Hamburger: All records were lost in the Great Asylum Fire.
THE SHOW:
Before you can say “Circus,” Devil Dan and Mike the Handsome will amaze you with a brilliant display of sensory splendor, including hat manipulation, song and dance and world-class juggling, all done in classic Vaudeville style! Dan’s charming, idiotic innocence and Mike’s narcissistic attitude make for perfect sibling rivalry, but when Lolo enters the scene, the brothers’ hilarious bickering takes on a new twist. Lolo wants nothing to do with Mike, but Mike can’t stop trying to win her heart. As for Dan, he just wants his chance to perform. . .
Devil Dan’s Grand Finale!
Will Dan get his chance to steal the limelight? Will Lolo teach Mike a lesson? Will Mike ever learn the meaning of true love?
Together, the trio energetically amazes and magically mesmerizes with:
Classic Vaudeville Comedy
Juggling (hats, clubs, plates and CHAINSAWS!)
Singing!
Swing Dancing!
The Human Cannon!
Tap Dancing!
Unicycles!
Anti-Gravity Acrobatics!
. . . and a few more tricks that’ll knock your socks off!
Don’t forget to check out these spectacular inventions from the Little Devils’ Curiosity Shop!
Flame-Throwing Pogo Sticks!
The Squirm Burpee Circus Wagon (Powered by Monkey!)
The Walking Cane, That really walks!
The Devil Dan Bubble Bike (Patent pending)
